Chief Financial Officer
Dean’s not new to the amusement park game. After barely graduating from the Escola de Clown de Barcelona, Dean began as a junior carny in the late 70s. Days were spent keeping the midway clean and nights were controlled chaos manning the Tilt-a-Whirl and Vomit Comet. Stepping on the misshapen heads and greasy hands of his co-workers he quickly moved up the fair circuit corporate ladder. However, Dean’s headstrong nature isn’t for everyone and it wasn’t long before he’d pissed off the wrong person and found himself in the sideshow as Delilah the Bearded Lady. He made it work though – see page 347, Barnum and Bailey Book of Records.
Now fast forward and imagine Dean’s surprise when he responded to Amusement Park’s ad for CFO - thinking it stood for Clown Faced Omambe he figured he was a shoo-in. Unfazed he dug deep into his clown college training during the interview and convinced the Partners he was perfectly qualified as an advertising agency Chief Financial Officer. After all, the job is successfully performed by a sideshow of freaks at agency holding companies all over the world. And just like that, Dean now enters the gilded doors of old city hall in Santa Ana on the daily, hell bent on changing the game.
Believes the Earth is an trapezoid.